R for facial tattoo copyright infringement, whole-first-movie copyright infringement
Wait… scratch that, I mean…
Honest mistake, right?
Anyway, we were due for a courageous shot-by-shot reinterpretation of the Hangover, to help modern audiences access that timeless story. Let’s be honest: the 2009 original is a quaint artifact at this point. It doesn’t even have a monkey. What busy filmgoer nowadays has time for that brand of leisurely, slow-paced, monkey-free storytelling?