Release Date: April 27, 2012
Alas, another depressingly retrograde take on pirates. If you ask me, we need some children’s entertainment that speaks to the modern reality of Somali pirates.
Now, if you asked parents, they might refuse to let their kids watch a claymation farce depicting the semiautomatic weapons and brutal tactics of modern Somali pirates. But that’s just more evidence for what I’ve been saying for years: When it comes to decisions about children, parents are the last people we should trust.