Release Date: April 13, 2012
Ah, space. It makes everything better.
Prisons are more secure. Prison breaks, more deadly. Buttons glow brighter. Lighting sets a better mood.
Women are prettier in space; their hair, blonder; their fathers, more powerful; the working-class men who rescue them, more cocksure.
In space, old cliches gain new life. “The president’s daughter is in mortal danger”? Boring. How about: “The president’s daughter is in mortal danger in a SPACE PRISON”?
“He’s the best there is, but he’s a loose cannon”? I’m sorry, sir, I believe you mean, “He’s a loose cannon ASTRONAUT SPY.”