“Think Like a Man”: Hollywood Has Some New Insights About Gender, and Luckily They’re the Same as All the Old Insights

PG-13 for living up to its title by depicting scenes of unspeakable pornography every 5-7 seconds

Release Date: April 20, 2012


Listen, guys, Hollywood has been thinking long and hard about gender roles, and they’d like to report their conclusions, just as soon as they’re able to move past the descriptor “long and hard.”

First of all: Sometimes men deceive and objectify women, and women will now and then connive to ensnare and emasculate their partners. Now, Hollywood’s just thinking out loud here, but maybe that dynamic could be a ripe source of comedy?

Second of all: … actually, that first one pretty much covered it. Hollywood thanks you for your time.

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