Release Date: May 4, 2012
PG-13 for Ugly Cast (or, as the kids are calling it these days, PG:13-FUC) is proud to present its famous family recipe for Comedy Tikka Masala. Try it at home!
Seven (7) old Brits
One (1) fresh-faced young Indian
One (1) dilapidated hotel, not unsanitary
A handful of platitudes
Place old Brits into dilapidated hotel, and mix with fresh-faced young Indian. Wait for comic misunderstandings to develop (10-15 minutes), and maintain at a low, farcical simmer for 45 minutes.
Then, raise drama level to “high,” hastily tie up character arcs, and slather on platitudes.
Serves 4-6 million.