Trailer: Mirror Mirror

PG for hammy acting, roofied fruit, that magical campy quality that movies rarely achieve, mostly because it is not desirable

Release Date: March 30, 2012

It’s nice that the trailer voiceover guy is still getting work, but here’s what I’m basically hearing in this one…

“IN A WORLD where the ’90s never ended and Nathan Lane is still relevant…

…IN A TIME when stale sarcasm felt fresh, and Julia Roberts could still carry a film…

…there lived a BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS and seven COMIC-RELIEF MIDGETS.

This spring, a CLASSIC TALE gets a FLACCID RETELLING…

…full of PUNS…

…FORCED ROMANCE…

…CHARACTERS directly stating their motives…

…and the overuse of the word ADVENTURE.

MIRROR, MIRROR: EXPERIENCE THE UNNECESSARY.”

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