PG for hammy acting, roofied fruit, that magical campy quality that movies rarely achieve, mostly because it is not desirable
Release Date: March 30, 2012
It’s nice that the trailer voiceover guy is still getting work, but here’s what I’m basically hearing in this one…
“IN A WORLD where the ’90s never ended and Nathan Lane is still relevant…
…IN A TIME when stale sarcasm felt fresh, and Julia Roberts could still carry a film…
…there lived a BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS and seven COMIC-RELIEF MIDGETS.
This spring, a CLASSIC TALE gets a FLACCID RETELLING…
…full of PUNS…
…FORCED ROMANCE…
…CHARACTERS directly stating their motives…
…and the overuse of the word ADVENTURE.
MIRROR, MIRROR: EXPERIENCE THE UNNECESSARY.”
PG-13 for Ugly Cast 